![]() ![]() The elder loses an arm and a leg, while the younger loses his entire body. The boys are left horribly disfigured from their attempt. But this is blasphemy! As the intricacies of alchemy no doubt soar above even the most learned of ladies’ heads, I will explain it to thee: it is forbidden by the laws of nature to attempt to use alchemy to restore a person from death, for indeed, the human soul cannot be transmuted through alchemical processes. In concerns two young brothers, who, after the tragic death of their mother, engage in a dark alchemical ritual to bring her back from the grave. Verily this story is indeed one of the greatest tales of all time. The bonds of brotherhood, be there anything on God’s verdant Earth that is more beautiful? Besides thy sweet face, lady, I think not. Full metal alchemist brotherhood full#Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood (image credit: bones) It is a tale of violence, intrigue, and subterfuge, as humanity itself hides a dark secret of its own. Yet hope is not lost! A party of brave soldiers armed with sharp swords and steam powered grappling hooks rise up to defend humanity from the Titan hordes. One day, a giant among the giant titans delivers a swift and hearty kick to the wall, sundering it, and letting the monstrosities inside to spread misery and woe. I will tell you only bit a wee pip of the tale: humanity lives in a walled off city (not unlike a castle!) to protect themselves from giant humanoids called “titans” (not unlike giants!) which seek no other ends than to devour every personage unfortunate enough to cross their path (not unlike tapas at a Spanish restaurant!) Google it not, for there be spoilers all ’round. I am sure thou hast no doubt heard of Attack on Titan, for the bards of this land have recapped the episodes in every hearth and hall of the internet. But let not that make thee afraid, m’lady! Indeed this anime be thrilling. Attack On Titan (image credit: MAPPA)įorsooth, this anime be another of the dark and dreary sort. But whater’ the doest, do NOT watcheth the newest iteration of Beserk from 2016. Full metal alchemist brotherhood series#Berserk hath many anime, and I recommendeth the series from the 90s and the three feature length films (a trilogy not unlike lord of the rings). But fear not, if thou feelst as if ye are going to faint, I will catch thee delicately as thou fall. and featuryth many horrible deeds including murder, mayhem, and crimes of dark and evil passion. If thou enjoyest violence and demon slaying, this anime be for ye. It feauturyth the strongest of warriors, a man named Guts, who sets out on a revenge quest against his treacherous former commander, a man named Griffith, whose face is as bonny as his heart is black. Berserk may indeed be the finest of all fantasy anime on this very list. Verily, this be the greatest of the great. For these are the greatest tales of anime fantasy throughout the ages of the world. Shh! Stop thy mouth! Say nothing until I have finished. And though thou hast said “nay” to me before, perhaps after I giveth thee these stories, thou wilt accompany me to this year’s Renaissance Faire? I have felled cities of giants, slaughtered scores of trolls, and seduced many a goblin king to steal, plunder, and barter for these tales. Verily and forsooth, I have travailed over tall and frosty mountains, crossed vast and scorching deserts, and dived to the bottom of boiling, foamy seas to bring thee the greatest tales of anime fantasy of all time. Perhaps thou has grown tired of sapphic tales of love and longing or the endless “spin-off” stories of one “Game of Thrones.” Well, content thyself, and rest thy soft, heaving bosom. Look ye for the greatest fantasy anime of all time? No doubt thou has searched beyond every hill and dale for the finest of fantasy tales. ![]()
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